Tuesday, 1 September 2015

Hi.



Hi.
My name is Henry.
I am 19 years old.
I live in England.
I have been called a pyromaniac.
However, this is completely unfair and ridiculous.
I've run away from home before.
But I was returned.
Against my will.

But I don't want to tell all my good stories in the first post.

This is me:
 
Yeah, I know what you're thinking.
 
That tortoise is actually a pretty handsome fella.
 
 
This is where I live:
 
It's called a vivarium, but it is just a glorified fish tank.
I've seen these really fancy ones with ponds and branches!
What do I get?
A casserole dish and a few stones.
Thanks family.
 
 
 
I have started this blog mainly so that I can vent my anger about my family.
Who I don't particularly like.
I've also got some pretty incredible stories to tell.
But you'll have to stick around to hear them.
 
Henry.

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