In my life, I have many annoyances. However, my greatest annoyance isn't my family, it isn't my home. It's much much bigger then that.
I am a TORTOISE.
I have CLAWS.
I am NOT a TURTLE.
TURTLES have FINS.
Or flappers of something like that.
I don't know, I don't tend to associate myself with those creatures.
Let me demonstrate it for you:
A TURTLE FIN
Different species!
IT'S REALLY NOT THAT HARD!!!
And, for those people out there who have never heard of a TORTOISE and are only aware of TURTLES and SEA TURTLES...
YOU ARE WRONG!
So, for the purposes of this blog, if I ever see that other species being mentioned, I will blow my top.
And ask my family, I have so pretty creative revenge methods.
Henry.
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